The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 14, 1999
Transcript:
Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Mom, there're crunchy things in my peanut butter and jelly sandwich! Mother: Don't fret! I bought a jar of chunky-style peanut butter - it has pieces of peanuts in it! Hurricane Hattie O'Hara: Great! What's tomorrow - grape jelly with seeds in it?