The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for May 16, 2016
I know you have your doubts. But I know I can do this! Eat a whole pizza? There's no way. Ah! Are you saying you don't believe in me? What would heart think? I'm saying when you're hungry you get a little delusional about your capacity for food. Delusional?! I haven't eaten all day. I can do this! Fine. I'm done! Oh no you are not.