The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for December 28, 2015
This is the greatest moment of my life. With this new object in hand I hereby proclaim my happiness fro all of eternity! That object will only make you happy for a short time, heart. You don't understand! I'm a flutter! It's a novelty, Heart. Soon it will become a part of your everyday life and it's luster will be a distant memory. You're just jealous because you've never been this happy. You are a case study for blissful ignorance.