The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for May 22, 2015
Heart: I want to be a famous actor! Brain: You don't know the FIRST THING about acting. Heart: SHHH Heart: Hello, Hollywood? I'd like to be rich. When can I start? An agent? Does the next Shia Lebeouf need an agent?? >SLAM< Heart: I want to be an astronaut. What's the moon's phone number?