The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for May 15, 2015
Heart: POST IT! Brain: Okay, done. Heart: SOMEBODY COMMENTED! Heart: REPLY! LIKE THE COMMENT! HURRY! Brain: Whoa whoa whoa, Just be cool. Brain: If we reply too quickly they'll think we have nothing better to do than obsess over it. Brain: Let's analyze the flaws in our post for a while and come back to it.