The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for January 28, 2015
Heart: Let's watch "Idiots 3!" Brain: No, we're watching "Fromage Moisi" It's critically acclaimed! Heart: But "Idiots 3" is the sequel to "Idiots 2!" Brain: Nobody will care if we see that. This movie is sophisticated. It has subtitles! Brain" Why watch a movie if it doesn't stimulate our intellect? Heart: You sleep now.