Thatababy by Paul Trap for January 07, 2017
Man: Our new puppy is tearing up our house... Woman: And cries constantly through the night! Mom: Sounds like you have three quarters of the responsibility of raising an actual kid! Dad: You should have just had a baby! Man: Yeah, but we figure our commitment is only for twelve or so years... Dad: Hmmm... you have a point... Thatababy: Hey!!