Mom: Honey, what's wrong?
Dad: If princess Leia is so important to the rebellion, why was she placed at risk by being at the battle of scarif?!
Mom: Do your BB-8 impression- that always cheers him up!
Thatababy: Boop, blip, bzzzp!
That’s nothin’. Think about Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark. Consider—— If Indiana Jones had never been born, the events of the movie would have played out to exactly the same end. He’s entirely superfluous.
April 08, 2014