Thatababy by Paul Trap for May 13, 2012
Dad: I have a great idea. Dad: First, we drift back off to sleep and make it a late morning! Dad: then we can go grab some coffee and take a long walk to the local cinema... Dad: ...where we can catch a matinee of that alien-zombie-vampire love triangle movie! Dad: Afterwards we can go to that cuban-italian fusion restaurant you've wanted to try! Dad: Then we'll round out the evening with a nightcap at our ye olde neighborhood dive. Dad: Oh, wait. we have a baby. Thatababy: and this diaper is not changing itself.