Ted Rall for July 27, 2015
Driving while black safety tips. 1. Cops stop, hate on, and kill black motorists. (Man: So take the bus!) 2. Disguise your car to give the impression an old white guy is driving. (Man: But really, take the bus.) 3. Remember Rachel Doleful, the white lady who pretended to be black? (Man: I'm her) (Police Officer: You're transracial and transgender?!) 4. If a cop knows you're black, offer to comply with all possible demands. (Man: I take song requests! Want me to wear different pants?) 5. At this point you should make sure you're visible to the dash cam. (Man: At least my death'll be recorded. I shoulda taken the *@ Bus. Big on youtube!) 6. Cross your fingers in the hope that long-awaited systemic police reform occurs right now.