Ted Rall for March 28, 2014
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Religious beliefs of corporations. Hobby Lobby believes life begins at conception and that the pill causes microabortions but rubbers are ok. (Woman: My boyfriend and I need to know if we can have sex using the diaphragm.) (Man 1: Call HR) Starbucks believes that everyone should have four wives. (Man 2: It's not cheating if it's at Starbucks!) McDonald's believes that eating cow souls allows these noble creatures to transcend to a higher plane. At Goldman Sachs, the doctrine of executive infallibility means CEOs sins are absolved in advance. Your Supreme Court: where corporations are wacky cult peeps.
Why can’t people pay for their own rubbers if they want to have recreational sex Ted?Should we pay for their toys too?Time to grow up libs. Stop looking to Mommy Gov for all your answers.