Ted Rall for March 14, 2014
Obama's polls continue to fall despite his appearances on Jimmy Fallon and Zach Galifianakis' web video show. But at a slower rate. (Barack Obama: My beard is bigger than yours- but it's NSFW. LMFAO!) (Man : Heh. Actually: men.) So the president's hipster charm offensive continues! Off to a poetry slam in Bushwick, Brooklyn. (Barack Obama: My poem is in acrostic form and mentions my wife and drones and also a fish.) Obama strategist Valerie Plouffe: we're targeting the crucial 26-to-29, so translucent, over-educated downwardly mobile voters who decide midterm elections. (Barack Obama: Why do they like me? They're unemployed and swimming in debt.) (Valerie Plouffe: "Like" millennials "like" ironically."