Ted Rall for September 03, 2013
Man 1: Thank you! Finally you're attacking our enemy, the socialist infidel Assad! Man 2: Only a little attack. With little bombs. Man 1: Why not big bombs? Man 2: You're crazy! You stone women and ban croissants and we don't want you to win! Man 1: So you want Assad to win? Man 2: Of course not. That's why we're bombing him! Man 1: It's a civil war. There are 2 sides. Man 2: We have commitment issues.
Precisely. Better to stay away.