Ted Rall for August 09, 2013

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Everything you ever wanted to know about "terrorist chatter"* *But were afraid to Google. DONT WHISPER! It's poor form to use LOWER CASE in terrorist Chat Rooms. Feeding the trolls keeps you sharp. Allahwin's Law: the longer an argument goes on in a terrorist discussion forum, the higher the chance that someone will mention George W. Bush of the United States. Terrorists only comment on things they know about when it's the Koran. Dogs are haram, cat memes rule! Terrorists have the best flame wars. Some scams are actually true. Nothing says "clickbait" like a listicle! In terrorist Chatrooms, everyone knows you're a NSA dog.