Ted Rall for September 28, 2011
Republicans have hijacked the marxist term "class war" and perverted its original meaning. Waiting in the wings: More communism, Republican style. Man 1: Mind if I take a mulligan? Man 2: That's rank dialectical materialism! Woman: Sirs, a tip of at least 15% is customary- Man 3: Keep your theory of surplus value, buddy. Man 1: Haw! Woman: I say we check out the Tom Cruise movie. Man 3: What's this, the dictatorship of the proletariat? Man 1: The Republican revolution is a tea party. Man 2: With Roman characteristics!