Ted Rall for October 20, 2010
If movies were marketed like Politicians. Man: "Cheesefarm" was highly anticipated and critically acclaimed. But audience thought it sucked. Disappointed moviegoers shunned "Cheese Farm 2: The Revenge." And "Cheesefarm 3D" which opens Nov. 2, will be a disaster. What should we do? Woman: Make movies people want to see? Man: Attack viewer apathy! If Hollywood goes under, even crappier indian movies will win!