Ted Rall for October 13, 2010
Barack Obama: Don't worry. Help is on the way! I gave $1.4 trillion to bankers. Each time they buy a new yacht, some money trickles into the economy. Eventually, some of that money will make its way to you. Look: Here it comes! You can redeem that for 10 cents if you clean out the pee. Woman: They're right about you not being Christian.