Ted Rall for September 29, 2010

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Following up reports that a mother bear was knocking over trash cans, Montana officials "relocated" her and 2 cubs. But he came back. So nothing that this was her third offense, they executed her. (Bear: I'm a bear. Rooting through trash is our thing.) The bear's execution sent shockwaves through the world of Animal jurisprudence. (Woman: They read her, her rights- in english! Not in bearese!) (Man: Ursine terror monsters don't have rights.) Soon- (Man 2: 3 strikes yer out!) (Woman: Objection! That 2nd one with the chicken was consensual.)