Ted Rall for May 07, 2010
Transcript:
Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was waterboarded 182 times. Now he's facing the death penalty. Faisal Shahzad is the butt of jokes and loveable samp who made a fearful America laugh. The difference? Glam-mug shots. I didn't plan much for the bomb. But I planned for my arrest. So I called glam-mug shots. Glam-mug shots knows an enemy combatant's best friend is good press. So we make sure you look great if and when your plot goes awry. (Woman: For $100 extra we'll throw in a dozen wallet shots for the big TV networks!) God may be on your side, terrorists. But he's got nothing on us!
Speaking of which, I’ve always thought my platonic love Megan Fox is a terrorist so we should probably lock her up too :(