Ted Rall for December 13, 2007
The more mainstream Christians learn about Mitt Romney becoming president. Check out the tenets of his weird cult: Mormons think you earn salvation by obeying the bible. How bizarre! Normal Christians sin as much as they want. We get saved just for having faith! Mormons believe that god the father, the son and the holy spirit are three different beings. Science proves the co-eternal and indivisible nature of the trinity. Mormons are nuts! They baptized Jewish victims of the holocaust. Dead people aren't babies. They can't give informed consent! LDS founder Joseph Smith prophesied that Christ would return in 1891. What an imbecile! Everyone knows Rev. Falwell said 2009! Only 432 days before eschaton! Mormon Mitt out of America's rational mainstream.