Ted Rall for September 20, 2007
6 people in rural West Virginia have been accused of torturing a 20-year-old woman for at least a week. Americans are shocked by this horrific crime. (Man: Torture is the government's job. Freelance torture is a crime.) Michael Chertoff Reichsturmfuhrer homeland security. (Man 2: Leave torture to the professions. We need our jobs!) Anonymous interrogator Guantanamo Bay. (Woman: A week?! No wonder they didn't extract the location of the ticking bomb!) Random Republican.