Ted Rall for January 18, 2007
Bush can't pull out of Iraq because it'd mean admitting a mistake. (Woman: Every day brings more death, more pain- my war. What is it good for? (Grunt)) (George Bush: I'm sick of Iraq too... Iran'd be so much funner!) And Congress doesn't dare cut off funding. (Woman 2: We can't stop supporting the troops! They need that money for camouflage! And armor when camouflage fails!) Of course, the troops wouldn't need armor if they weren't in Iran. (Man: Ever been to Baltimore?) Simple problems are hard.