Ted Rall for December 11, 2006
John McCain: My polls rock! I'm gonna have launch codes! Man: But you don't have a constituency. That "maverick" label has conservatives thinking you're some sellout moderate. The liberals hate you for pushing the war and sucking up to Bush. McCain: Time to break out my ace in the hole! If you vote for me, the gooks won't have won! The manic candidate. P.O.W. McCain Reporting for Duty!