Ted Rall for October 14, 2006
Transcript:
George W. Bush: I, Lord of Transoxiana and Mesopotamia, conqueror of Asia Minor, hereby declare my demand that you cease and desist, or if such ceasing prove impracticable, respectfully beg... Kim Jong Il: Shall I smoosh it? Man: Better not to soil Dear Leader's carpet... The Generalissimo confronts a real threat.