Ted Rall for June 26, 2006
Wartime I.Q. test Man: The war in Iraq distracted us from the war on terror, which was in Afghanistan. Woman: Huh? Man: Afghanistan! Remember? It's where Osama was! Hello? Woman: Osama was in Pakistan on 9/11. in a Military hospital in Rawalpindi. not in Afghanistan*. (*CBS news Jan. 28, 2002) Man: What about Al Qaeda? We had to take out thier training camps! Woman: Which were mostly in Pakistan. And the Afghan camps were run and funded by Pakistan. Man: Um... we liberated women? Woman: Try again. Whle we're not talking aobut Pakistan, at least they had a woman president.