Ted Rall for October 16, 2004
The Democrats Man: Things really suck. So many jobs are being exported overseas that our economy can't possibly replace them. Gas prices are out of control. And we're getting our asses handed to us in Iraq. If this keeps up, we'll beat Bush. We're in the hands, in other words, of greedy CEO's, price-gouging Saudi Sheiks and Iraqi insurgents. Kerry: We can't lose! Man: Such irony: they think they're supporting Bush.