Ted Rall for July 05, 2004
After Bush returns our sovereignty: The trials, after the trials... appropriate punishments for deposed Bushists. Rumsfeld (But, without electricity, it's too dark for a decapitation!): Handed over to grateful Iraqis, who will greet him as a liberator. Condi Rice (I was Bush's beard! His house nigga! His-) Sent to inner-city racial re-election camp. Powell: (Even enemy combatants have rights!) (Worry not; they're still searching for the anthrax) Limbaugh (I don't remember this part of my frat's rush week.): Private sessions with Private Lynndie England. Bush: Tied to chair in house next door to target of precision bombing. Cheney (It won't reach!) (Man: That's what Lynne says.): Forced to do what he told Democratic senators to do.