Ted Rall for August 28, 2003
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Hey Foreigners! Hey extranjeros! Hey auslander! Day after day you sit in cafe wallowing in your euroangst. Now comes big opportunity to do important thing! (Man 1: Good news, Fritz!! I am volunteering to become peacekeeper in Iraq!) (Man 2: Iraq? But we all marched against American imperialist oil-grubbing hegemony!) (Man 1: Yes, but now is big petro dollar chance! Also, don't you think it's hypocritical to oppose U.S. war unless you are willing to die in U.S. occupation?) (Man 2: No. Not really.) (Man 1: Bier- und kaffee!) He wants you (George Bush: Better you than us, suckas!)