Ted Rall for July 31, 2003
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It was the swingin' sixties... others experimented with drugs, George W. Bush gave in to Forbidden Love. Even in high school, young Bush bravely defined traditional gender roles. (Man: You're a cheerleader?! Do you "Putt from the rough," boy?) But it wasn't until we met a bewildering "Woman" in Midland that he embraced his true sexuality. (Woman: My name is "Laura") (Man: Like the Kinks song!) At first, he proudly stood up for who he was. (Man: I'm a big fag! My "wife" has a bigger one than any of y'all- and I'm yer guvner!!) His career, however, required him to keep his gay marriage to himself. (Man: Leave me alone, or I'll spill the beans about Larry-er, Laura.) (George Bush: You got it, Osama!) But then- (Man: They've legalized sodomy!) (George Bush: Come here... Larry!!)