Ted Rall for March 10, 2003
Transcript:
Some bar somewhere. Man: Why so blue? (Woman: My date stood me up, and it's Abu Sayyaf's fault!) (Man: Who?) (Woman: I met my soulmate online. We were supposed to meet here tonight. He was obviously kidnapped by the 30 Islamist guerrillas of Amu Sayyaf, bandits on a remote Philippine island!) "If only someone would do something about the Abu Sayyaf scourge- then my true love and I could be reunited! (Man: Good news! Bush sent 1,700 marines to kill those 30 Anu Sayyaf nasties!) (Woman: That dear, sweet man- he has the perfect priorities!!)