Ted Rall for December 14, 2002
George Bush: The economy sucks, but I'm ideologically opposed to doing anything about it. Man: Do not be troubled, excellency. As soon as their benefits run out, people are no longer counted as employed. If everyone loses their job, the unemployment rate will eventually fall to zero. George Bush: Superb! Counterintuitive recovery! What do we call the formerly employed? Man: Lazy.