Ted Rall for September 07, 2002
Transcript:
It's been a year. We still haven't caught Osama, Mullah Omar or anyone involved with September 11. Finding the evil one was our top priority. Now that we can't find him, it's not. Our enemies Pakistan and Saudi Arabia are stronger than ever. Iran wants to be friends, so we're telling them to go to hell. Iraq wants to be left alone, so we're preparing to invade. Oh, and we're financing nations that hate us. Makes sense. Afghanistan is becoming another Vietnam. No, no, no! First you assassinate Gulbuddin Hekmatyar for me, then you give me half of Dostum's territory! Despite everything, we still feel good about everything. Kill Towelheads! United we stand. Except democrats, foreigners, muslims... And that is the problem. I don't know... They didn't get it last time. They'll get this one... Inshallah.