Ted Rall for June 01, 2002
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If I were them, I wouldn't hit DC or New York again. I'd want to prove that the US could be hit anywhere. It'd be another big attack - don't want sophomore slump - and it wouldn't involve airplane hijackings - been there, done that. I'd pick a target with both symbolic significance and the potential for heavy casualties - the golden gate bridge, say - and it would help if its loss caused a big economic impact. You're sharp! The jihad would be fools not to hire you! I hope so... You can't be picky with this economy. Unemployment benefits