Ted Rall for May 11, 2002
Transcript:
It's inevitable: since the united states reserves the right to choose the leaders of other countries, American voters will be asked to pick between foreign candidates. Naturally, this imperial responsibility will require a lot of boning up on international politics. You're supporting that loser peronist Eduardo Duhalde?! I would never have married you had I known your Argentine politics! Fortunately, campaign ads will make the decisions a lot easier. I don't care what that fool Foday Sankoh says.. Only Ahmed Tejan Kabbah can restore fiscal discipline to Sierra Leone! I'm Tom Daschile, and I'm voting for Didier Ratsiraka because he'll fight for Madagascar! For a better Brazil: Luis inacio lula da silva Exporting democracy: the business of America is getting into your business. The U.S. supreme court has ordered its judicial equivalent in madagascar to install Ravalomanana over Ratsiraka. The world owes us big time!