Ted Rall for March 25, 2002
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Let's face it: Osama is probably dead. (Man 1: Check it out...) If he was alive, we would have heard from him by now. (Man 2: Coming up: Osama weighs in on the Atkins Diet, hip hop and allah!) And our government probably knows he's dead. (Man 3: It's Osama, all right. His liver imploded before his brain gave out. Must've hurt like hell.) (Man 4: You can tell all that from half an eyeball?) The war can't go on: It must go on. (George Bush: Orwell, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!!)