Ted Rall for January 14, 2002
Sometimes love is not enough. Woman: I've decided to model my life after Rimbaud. By the time he turned 18, he had scandalized Parisian society and revolutionize poetry. He knew 7 languages, which he used in while adventures all around the world. He was always sick, but that didn't stop him from joining a German Circus. Working as a laborer in Cyprus or becoming the first white guy to travel to the Ogaden region of Ethiopia. In Ethiopia, he became a gun smuggler and good friends with the king. He lived life to the fullest and didn't give a damn about dumb social conventions! Man: That's cool... but Stallone was much better in "Rocky."