Ted Rall for October 27, 1999
Man: Hmmm... cute chick Woman: Never seen him here before Man: If I talk to her, I'll be a creepy stalker Woman: If I talk to him, I'll look like a slut. Man: She probably looks down on me because I'm not wearing a suit. Woman: He obviously knows he's too good-looking for me. Man: This is my floor.