Ted Rall for May 31, 1999

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Now, without farther delay, here are schenes from the upcoming Star Wars Episode 0.1 The Prequil to the Prequel. In a land far, far away at a long, long ago, before events with which you are already familiar, there were other earlier things that happend- things you're willing to pay money to find out about... Here it is... the primordial ooze that spawned the Skywalker Family! Could it be...? Yes! It is! It's the section of space where the death star gets blown up! Oh my God! This bug's ancestors include those lovable Ewoks! (Or are they its decendants?) And the highlight: The mine where the minerals came from to make R2D2! Coming in 2005: The sequel to the prequel to the prequel!!