Ted Rall for April 19, 1999

Transcript:

Diplomacy failed. Bombing bombed. Now let's settle it on daytime TV I still don't know where my wife is - if the Serb scum have raped her, I'll kill them all! As if! Kosovar chicks are fat! Now, now, milivoje - that remark, though droll as hell, is absolutely inappropriate! Dragan Aleksinac upset at forcibly being removed from home by Serb paramilitaries Kosovars are player haters! They can't accept our grudges over their kicking our asses back in 1389! Yo, that was the Ottomans, you dumb Serb! Slobodan Bytyqi says his posse is "all that" and that Albanians are lame. This is for prelez-i-jerlive, goblin! You got not class, but yo mama has a big fat ass! Oooh, oooh, oooh! I say we nuke 'em all! Coming up next: live coverage of the nuking of the Balkans!