Ted Rall for September 28, 1998
Transcript:
If you liked Monicagate, you'll just adore Ken Starr's Filegate! Tear into the Referral! (Man 1: "There they were: files! Everywhere! Files files files!) (Woman: Get out!) (Man 2: Don't stop!) Thrill to the legal gymnastics! (Television: AS Mr. Starr well knows, the word "file" can refer to a prison escape tool. Is that what he means? Help me out!) (Man 1: Bill rocks!) Wade through the supporting evidence! (Man 1: "On August 16th!! I saw a file wehre it wasn't supposed to be." "Are you certain?" "Yes.") Lose your friends! (Man 3: This is not just about files! It's about misfiling!) (Woman: The president's clerical habits are his own business!) Coming soon: Ken Starr's Travelgate