Stuart Carlson for November 18, 2016
Man 1: Shocker: Hillary never graduated from electoral college. Pizza delivery guy who spied Hillary's home email server found dead, strangled with own cheese-stuffed crust. Pope Francis endorses Trump, says he'd make "awesome" president, has "yuge" brain. Pope found dead, latest victim of Clinton killing spree. Man 2: Gets all his news from social media.