'Member, son, there are some things worse than death...
The bumper sticker reads “Iowa or Bust”
The clown college has very expensive tuition.
I only see 5.Where’s the rest of the Republican field?
Huntsman said they pick corn in Iowa, and presidents in Massachusetts.
The bankers gave more money to the Obama campaign than McCain’s, simply because they put the MOST money on who they saw as the winner, and still hedged their bets. This year, Obama will probably get more again, no matter which of these yahoos the Republicans pick. If they DID have a candidate who could beat Obama, they’d be getting a LOT more money, from a lot of sources. The shame lies with BOTH parties, but mostly with the SoupRim Court sucking profits as well, while making sure political office remains for sale to the highest bidder. If we get a new decision before the Supremes based on Montana’s ruling to NOT allow the purchase of “speech” in politics, the guilty won’t recuse themselves, so probably no progress yet.
Gotta love how many ways this toon can be read :)
No, keep Newt. There’s nobody better at shoveling elephant s#%t than he.
Presidential elections are very entertaining, but it is ridiculous what an outsized effect two small states—Iowa & New Hampshire—have on the nominating. Think of how different things would be and would have been if we had a system of regional primaries, an easier means of creating more parties, and an abolishment of the Electoral College.
Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler
April 12, 2017
May 28, 2018