Barack Obama: How about something we can agree on, like cutting heating aid for the poor?
Republican Elephant: Ooohh! Throw in cuts to nutrition aid to pregnant women and their children and we're talkin'!!
I think we should just end all this socialistic nonsense, and fire all our police, firemen, librarians, 911 operators, end government funding for schools and universities and national parks…the lot.
Why should I be taxed for such government-run services?
Let citizens hire their own protections and services on a private basis. Just think how much money they’ll save.
Plus we should end any regulations on any business or corporation, and encourage pollution by banning the EPA. If some citizen is being harmed by pollution from a non-regulated industry, let them take care of it themselves. A strongly-worded email should suffice.
And just think how happy it will make Church and the Tea Party.
Stuart Carlson and Jerry Resler
April 12, 2017
May 28, 2018