Stuart Carlson for November 23, 2009
Family: Is it stuffed? I won't eat it unless it's stuffed! I want the same bird we've always had! I won't touch it unless the stuffing was cooked outside the bird! Anything else will give you salmonella! I insist on dark meat! Ewww! I want to opt of dark meat! Ham. I demand ham. PPork? That offends my religion, you insensitive lout!! Poultry. Ain't that what they eat in Socialist countries?