Stuart Carlson for February 18, 1999
Voice from TV: O.J. and Linda Tripp dissect the Jonbenet Ramsey case tonight on "Larry King"! How will the Y2k bug affect the little plastic things on the ends of shoelaces? On "This Week" with Sam and Cokie!! Teletubbies: Purse-toting tools of Satan, or simply mind-numbing? Next on "Geraldo Rivera Live"! Ross Perot: Y'all hear that giant suckin' sound? That's the vacuum left by the end of the Monica and Bill story. Now, if you wanna fill that void, I'm your man!! Conspiracies?? I've got 'em up the ol' ying-yang!! Aliens? Met 'em- where'd you think I got this haircut??