Stuart Carlson for April 10, 1997
IRS: Hello? What? No, I can't answer you silly question about capital gains! Mr. Tax Answer man is very busy right now. Gotta ruN! Bye! You say Chinchilla-like aliens from a ship hiding behind Hale-Bopp ate your FOrm 1099 and addenda? Buy a clue - I gotta go! You wanna claim depreciation on your pancreas? Look, I'm swamped! Bye, pal !Jeez, the public has no idea how many returns I still have to go through...for my own entertainment!! Whoa my brother-in-law Ed, is way overpaid!! And whaddya know...Regis claims Kathy Lee as a dependant. Hee hee snort!