Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for February 18, 2024

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    j_m_kuehl  3 months ago

    and if the label doesn’t say J. C. Penny’s forget about it

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    Macushlalondra  3 months ago

    This must be dated. Now it would be that name I can’t escape from no matter where I go. Everything I click on has that name somewhere. I am so fed up with reading about her! The initials are T.S. Out of 8 articles on one page I read daily, 3 or 4 of them are about her. Go away, T.S. I can’t be the only person on the planet who isn’t enamored of you!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 3 months ago

    Isn’t she like 35 or something?

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    eced52  3 months ago

    Good line of reasoning mom.

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    paha_siga  3 months ago

    I’d okay the green outfit if she will wear a long-sleeved t-shirt under that vest.

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    kaycstamper  3 months ago

    Good answer.

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    I drive a school bus. Once, I had a 7th grade girl who wore tights, and leopard skin halter tops and all sorts of revealing things. One day I noticed in the mirror, her legs in the air in the back. (Get your mind out of the gutter,) She was changing her clothes. From then on, I paid attention, and she was doing it every day. I’m sure mom didn’t know how she was dressed at school. I mentioned it to my supervisor, and she said “Not our problem.”

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    Bob Blumenfeld  3 months ago

    How many ways can Jan draw Holly’s mouth?

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    That works.

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    mousefumanchu Premium Member 3 months ago

    She’s got an outer and no taste.

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    PoodleGroomer  3 months ago

    Don’t shop in the junior stripper’s fashion section.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 3 months ago

    She really shouldn’t wear designs that emphasize her lack of curves. Is there a children’s corset section?

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    Gabby  3 months ago

    Good one Mom!

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    goboboyd  3 months ago

    Find a video of the Disney Mouseketeers. From the fifties.

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    MRBLUESKY529  3 months ago

    Is Britney Spears still around? I mean, I know she’s still alive, but….

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    thegreat.gildersleeve  3 months ago

    As of today, Holly , that means you can’t wear Depends, or support hose

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    chief tommy  3 months ago

    What about Taylor Swift

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    kab2rb  3 months ago

    Oh mom how to make Holly worse on clothes go to garage sales, all old styles.

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    FunnyPageLover  3 months ago

    This is SO middle school! I can’t believe how these girls are dressed.

    Or NOT dressed, depending on how you look at it.

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    FireAnt_Hater  3 months ago

    Good on you, Mom!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 3 months ago

    If you have naked skin between your top and bottom she’s not going to like it

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