Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for August 01, 2015
Transcript:
Val: OK...I'll go out with you - for coffee and donuts, or whatever it is you eat. Phil: Actually, ma'am, I'd prefer spinach salad, some French bread with unsalted butter, and a good chardonnay. Val: You're either the man of my dreams, or you're gay. Phil: No, ma'am. Although I've met some very nice guys who were. Val: Yup, I knew right away you were MY kinda guy. Phil: Lucky me.
Police officers sure stereotypically like their doughnuts and coffee.