Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 03, 2013

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    prasrinivara  almost 11 years ago

    Unfortunately, he CAN. He went out for creamer, the closest place to the office which has it is Kroger (the one where he ran into Val)….

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    alondra  almost 11 years ago

    I’d take my lumps with the boss before I’d buy him a bottle of scotch!

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    Deezlebird  almost 11 years ago

    I’m sorry, I’m having difficulty feeling sorry for Val—she was an idiot to call in sick and not send someone else for lemonade. Seriously—how badly did she need lemonade?

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    sjsczurek  almost 11 years ago

    He should just say, “Someday – and that day may never come – I’ll call upon you to do me a service” in a real raspy voice and with sloppy diction.

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    AndiJ  almost 11 years ago

    She is a single mom. She could have needed to go out and get all kinds of stuff!

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Forget it Dickerson!!

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    snarkm  almost 11 years ago

    Once again Dickerson proves that he is aptly named. Though truth be told, he could do a lot worse than ask for booze.

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    Doctor11  almost 11 years ago

    This isn’t going to end well.

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    Gokie5  almost 11 years ago

    I’m chicken. I’d buy him the stuff.

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    segullah  almost 11 years ago

    Hopefully his favourite scotch comes in a cardboard box or plastic bottle. Wrapped in a brown paper bag. Plop it down on his desk when the boss (or other office pain in the neck) is nearby to witness it being there (but not Val putting it there)

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    Bandera_Ken  almost 11 years ago

    She should have got allergy meds or something first instead of confessing to the first person she saw. Don’t they teach anything in business ethics class anymore?

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    HareBall  almost 11 years ago

    Who is to say that she don’t use the pharmacy at the grocery store?

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    flyintheweb  almost 11 years ago

    Hey, food or drugs you need. Not like she’s in a shoe store. Tell the boss you needed food.

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    geoffbeneze  almost 11 years ago

    Hey guys?

    It’s just a comic strip.

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