Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 15, 2012
Holly: Aunt Joan? Mom and Alix are both SICK. Can you come take care of them? SNIFF SNORT ACHOO HONK Joan: Are you kidding?! Everyone HERE is sick! I'm up to my eyeballs in Kleenex. SNORT SNIFF HONK MAMA Joan: I'm sure your mom has soup in the cupboard. Heat it up and feed it to them. Holly: ME? SNIFF HONK SNORT COUGH Joan: Fine. Why don't you just call "Rent-A-Mom"? SNIFFLE Joan: They HAVE that?!